(Source: summerith)

(Source: asmyladycommands)

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

dduane:

onravenswings:

YES.

Uh huh.

dduane:

onravenswings:

YES.

Uh huh.

(Source: midnightcode)

(Source: wildlinging)

(Source: lane-kent)

happy mother's day, allison.
Allison:*while caressing her plant* [Game of Thrones] starts in fifteen minutes.
Caroline:Fourteen.
Allison:AHHH *rips leaf off plant* NOOOOO. I'M SORRY. I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER.
I hate it when it splits in half while I’m licking it…
avatarsnowy:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

this is most likely what happened

sounds about right

avatarsnowy:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

this is most likely what happened

sounds about right

(Source: creepygenitals)

allison is the wittiest of them all.
Caroline:So how much tea do you have anyway?
Allison:I don't know. I'm getting low on the necessi-teas.